Funny tongue-twisters
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square.
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can’t carry berries but a bare berry carried is more scary!
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
A big black bear bit a big black bug.
A big black bear sat on a big black bear,
The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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